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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 70 points 1 month ago

"We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan."

"Yes! What shall we do, then?"

"Why, fuck up Gary's marriage of course!"

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Do you think they're related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis' room arrangements in Archer?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 month ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

With our powers combined...

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank (TM)

[-] don@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!

Job well done lads. Off we go.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Job well done lads.

Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they're all demoman tf2

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling that Gary's wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Gary's wife is definitely straight

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