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An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…
Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck
"We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan."
"Yes! What shall we do, then?"
"Why, fuck up Gary's marriage of course!"
No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!
Job well done lads. Off we go.
Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.
they're all demoman tf2
Do you think they're related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis' room arrangements in Archer?
🤔 ... could be...
With our powers combined...
Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank (TM)
I have a feeling that Gary's wife may just not like him very much. Not sure how exactly the lesbian witches are involved, but enquiry minds would like to know.
Gary's wife is definitely straight
He's such a nice guy, he'd never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.
I mean, his wife might be really hot.
This comment reminds me of how my ex-bf became my ex after he told me he cast a love charm on me. I don't belive in Magic, but I can't trust someone who would think that the magical equivalent of a rookie is a good idea to do to your boyfriend
And really into witches.
Maybe she asked him to wear a sexy witch outfit for their frisky Friday, and he never got over it.
Isn't everyone?
Touché.
I prefer Sorceresses
An individual of refined taste, I see.
I think you're on to something, raging badgerfuck does sound like it'd be on the list of marriage-enders.
I guess the treat vector would be that they'd be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian