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What my boss thinks my job is
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I've been a software developer for the better part of 20 years and I'm so fed up with this whole situation. Time for a new career.
My CV looks something like:
Chickens might shit everywhere, scream constantly, and flap their wings just to get attention, much like managers. But they can't make you polish that shit into a product to sell. And if one gets out of line you can just eat them.
It's the opposite: your table scraps are their chickeny gold 🥹