524
Anon makes friends at the kinoplex (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
27 comments fedilink hide all child comments 
Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat) 17:46 UTC-5 No. 40237147
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling.
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>yell back.
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 133 points 3 days ago

I’ve always had an extreme fondness for this one, as it perfectly describes the way my mom and I used to watch horror movies. Every word in her voice, tone matching. Remember to cherish the people in your life. They’re not here forever.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 71 points 3 days ago

I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS

this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
524 points (98.7% liked)

Greentext

6193 readers
1261 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works