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As an old and retired medic, the lack of respiration and pulse doesn't mean you are dead-dead. On the scale of "Not Dead to Dead-Dead, a lack of respiration's and pulse means you are at the maybe dead on the line. And other factors will make the final determination about if you are actually dead or not.
The first determining factor in figuring out where the patient is on the scale, is if you make it into my amp-a-lamps or not. If you do, you are alive at least for a little while longer and I'mma let the doctor sort it all out for you. If you don't make it in the back of my bus, then you are dead-dead and nothing can change that-- not even god himself.
Jesus would like a word with you.
For all the times I have done CPR or those times I have to deal with a major trauma, never once did I see Jesus there waiting to take a turn at chest compressions, I never once saw the Holy Ghost crawl into an upside down car wreak with me, and God sure as hell was not there when I had to scale up out of that 20ft deep drainage ditch and had to explain to a Mother that her 11 year old son was dead under that 4-wheeler and there was nothing anyone could do to fix that.
God ain't never had anything to do with it.
That's a story from thousands of years ago. I don't think their standards for 1. Death; or 2. Veracity in stories were up to the standards we would like were it non fiction