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Anon makes friends at the kinoplex (sh.itjust.works)

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Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat) 17:46 UTC-5 No. 40237147
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling.
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>yell back.
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"

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[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

It would be cool if you could get tickets for showings with either yelling or no yelling.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Kinda like how restaurants used to have smoking and non-smoking sections

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Some theaters sell tickets to showings specifically for those who have small children.

this post was submitted on 11 May 2025

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