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Exit the Dragon: Judge strikes down legal complaint for having a purple dragon fursona watermarked on every page (lemmy.nz)

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[-] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

Reddit's lawyer forum had some discussion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk/comments/1ka9oc1/lets_all_start_filing_pleadings_with_a_giant/

The trial court ordered them to refile without the cartoon dragon, but did not order them to refile without a cartoon dragon.

This needs to be regulated. Like allowable D&D dragon type scales to years in practice

So, are chromatic dragons allowed at all, or just metallic? Or maybe just gold, for the lawful aspect.

Circuit split. Ninth Circuit allows chromatic obvi but Fifth has said only metallic

The judge missed the opportunity to put the order on paper with a sick dinosaur watermark

Go to his website. https://dragonlawyerspc.com/

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Millennials who grew up on anime are hitting the age of finishing their law degrees and I couldn’t be prouder

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 months ago

IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content.

Sorry

[-] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Nah, they addressed that in the thread

I only grabbed a subset. Said that they'd need a more-dignified dragon to address that.

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Millenials?

Three or four years of study at a law school accredited by the American Bar Association (ABA)Oct 20, 2022 https://www.purduegloballawschool.edu/ How Long Does It Take to Become a Lawyer in ... That's five years of education followed by maybe 2 years of work on the job training) which works out a lot cheaper.Mar 23, 2025 https://www.reddit.com/ US Lawyers, why is Law school so long in the US ...

Does this person think 40 year olds are just finishing their law degrees? Or is this evidence of a bot with data only dating up to 2013?

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