It's stunning how many people seem to forget that there are other countries on the planet that use dollars and weren't involved in Vietnam. No, I'm not making an assumption. The person who posted this is Canadian.
Y'all really need to take a step back and reflect a little bit.
Change the last bit to
Retire in 2001 with a inflation linked final salary pension scheme.
Yeah, you'll still have a good 20 years to enjoy retirement with your portfolio, then peace out before the pandemic.
Then smile to yourself as the rest of the world grinds to a halt to protect you during the pandemic.