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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago

My wife .... a salad is healthy

Goes on to make a salad fit for a serving of four people filled with ranch dressing, cheese, bacon and nuts.

I love her dearly but she absolutely refuses to admit to a smaller salad.

[-] timeghost@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

The lady over here: I must buy the thinnest sliced cheese permissible by physics. Also my tea shall be served in a bucket with 3 cups of honey stirred in.

We have all been damaged by the world in some way.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

lol .... I was visiting a friend who was in the hospital over a period of about a month .. all of us had to go stay with him to help the family.

At one point, I got to know the nurses on the floor and I started offering to buy people coffee just to be nice. I thought if I were nice to them, they would be extra nice to my friend getting treatment.

Everyone was pretty average with their orders but some of the nurses were pretty strange. One overweight nurse asked for large triple triple (triple cream, triple sugar) ... but the best one was a short petite lady that weighed about 80lbs but tough as nails ... she asked for extra large 7 cream, 8 sugar (nicest lady ever but I just could not believe the kind of coffee she drank, it was basically a milk shake with a shot of coffee)

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