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[-] Lumun@lemmy.zip 123 points 1 week ago

straight

This is clearly vitally critical to how we're supposed to interpret the rest of the greentext

[-] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 44 points 1 week ago

Not shitting your pants is gay

[-] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Then I shit your pants

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 week ago

Or that everyone on the platform assumes otherwise.

this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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