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With God so withered, no wonder the world's in the state it's in.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all...that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I'm sure of it.
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With God so withered, no wonder the world's in the state it's in.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all...that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I'm sure of it.