Marcus, this is very serious, you can't look at porn while in the office.

Politics of state and business, poor job market prospects, these are the things that we need to solve if we are to truly maximize beantime or beanmaxxing if you will

On the contrary, it exposed that the closest thing we have to this is just rich people trying to go back to feudalism before too many people catch on that aristocrats are merely authoritative parasites, and force them into their luxury bunkers

Oh, we're allowed to talk about it outside of Israeli Signal, now?

The average age of a manager in gaming is 45 and the oldest millennial is 44 lol get mathed idiot

American courts ARE a cartoon, and their role is Wile E. Coyote, whereas the Roadrunner is played by the 1%.

"Ooh, almost got him! Maybe next time."

A rep from a Alaska introduced a bill that would attempt to make ranked choice voting illegal 🫠 just open tyranny

local tyrant shoots self in foot, claims trade deficit with guns

I'm announcing 104% tariffs on wal-mart due to their frankly insane trade deficit with my family: they refuse to buy ANYTHING from us, and you think we're just supposed to take that lying down???

(/s you gotta laugh to keep from crying)

All he has succeeded in doing is violently ripping the US away from its place at the center of the global hegemony.

Which is not great for those of us in the US, but honestly had to happen, the rest of the world clearly cannot depend on us. Our entire political system is built on honor systems and pinky promises, the rich can do whatever they please and never see accountability.

Right wingers consistently shoot and ram cars into peaceful protestors: I sleep

Random individuals destroy private property of random individuals: REAL SHIT

THIS is terrorism.