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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 94 points 10 months ago

If he gets some insane new parasite from this what are the odds it kills the one driving his brain now and takes over with a more normal personality?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Its like season 5 of Dexter when they start just re-spinning the same more and more absurd plot lines.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

I'm sure the fish oil will fix it

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Or they form a coalition to control various body parts.

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

The first brain worm already died.

Of starvation.

this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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