It's too late for the Burgerreichers, they are successfully programmed to think it is a badge of honor and respect. We've really failed since Vietnam.

I had to break up with the last person I was dating because she wanted to join the military and I couldn't convince her otherwise. She really thought this was some brave, meaningful thing to do with her life. And she was a woc goth from out of the country. It's like some NCIS sitcom shit. Marvel poisoned, honestly.