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There's a spider in my bathroom
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.
Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.
Whatever, more for me
It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think
The Spiderbro thing should have never started, now see where it has gotten us.