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Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive (babylonbee.com)
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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I knew it. Now there's proof.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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