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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

This poor woman is going to get invited to a Dave Matthews concert

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hey now, maybe she likes boring, repetitive horns

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

There was a caller on the radio this morning that talked about how Dave Matthew's Band was the first music that ever made her "throb" in her nether regions. She stated that all her husband has to do is turn it on on the other side of the house and she stops what she's doing, and migrates to the bedroom because she's like instantly ready to roll.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Finally! A reason to listen to Dave Matthew’s Band!

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good for her. Leela Jones had that effect on me a few months ago.

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