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Anon gains a superpower (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago

Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Why didnt the dwarves take the ring to Mordor?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago

They can't ride eagles. They are Steelers fans.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Fair enough lol

this post was submitted on 28 May 2025

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