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this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Isn't the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong's are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It's a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I'm sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won't wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don't care if you look or that you are a slut.
Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn't very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
I'm thinking drugs, there are none of the usual tells that hint at English being a second language.
But it ain't like riding a bike on the interstate I'll tell ya
Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
That definitely clears things up.
Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
Also a very good question.
This is like interpreting Dickens, let's see if I'm smarter than an English major
They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
Here it's getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to "pounding the cervix like a drum," drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a "rocket scientist" in this analogy).
Here they're poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a "roadie" or a "bicycle," i.e. one who gets "ridden" regularly. They're suggesting that once you've had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you'll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you're packing.
I saw what you did. Carry on.
Looks like some weird AI slop to me. Markov chain.
but will you treat me like one?
take off your pants and find out
Why would you think they were ever on?
because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
no, you can't unlearn that, I tried
I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla's dick is
But also I'm aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it