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[-] Allero@lemmy.today 77 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Let's put that super clear:

There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.

There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.

Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it's too deep.

Just...make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you've got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other's bodies.

Also, to everyone who goes with "big dick = alpha" shit, you're both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys' minds on what makes them good for sex.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 34 points 6 days ago

if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 10 points 6 days ago

It's just a negative penis size!

(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

It's the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That's why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

just unzip that line for a vagina

[-] atlas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

it was there all along! my doctor lied to me

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[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 63 points 6 days ago

Fake: Anon has sex with a woman

Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 52 points 6 days ago

All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago
[-] altasshet@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

That one's tricky

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 days ago

As a pansexual man, I'd like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.

[-] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 39 points 6 days ago

Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: "The most important thing is the guy it's connected to"

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn't have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.

Sure, they’re honest.

Honestly best avoided.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago

Maybe when "small dick energy" stops being a common insult, I'll believe that.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

Speak softly but carry a big dick.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don't think anyone should say they are packing "only 5.5", that's at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 12 points 6 days ago

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

[-] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Average in Canada, above average in america

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago
[-] tiddy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Nothing against the average American, just outliers like micro-penis Georg in parliament skews the stats a little.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 days ago
[-] owl@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago

Pic is talking shit about people's moms in the cod lobby.

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