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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)

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[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck gave you the invitation to police my intentions?

The fact that you are still not censured is proof enough this sub is trash. Forwarding this to the admins

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this satire? If not, biggest overreactions of the platform. Username checks all the way out. Admins may ban you for harassing them over nothing. In any case, what's the point of yelling "I'm telling!" every time someone slightly offends you?

this post was submitted on 26 May 2025

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