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Anon measures up
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this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.
What a humble brag.
You read these two comments and are still sticking with 'the bigger, the better'?
Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.
How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?