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Why we don't build houses with silver nails
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this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?
No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.