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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oats don't have nipples. You can't milk them.

I've had good coconut-based ice cream. Almond milk is really only good as a coffee whitener. Cashews are overabused as terrible vegan replacements for thins when they're far superior just by themselves.

I can see avocado having some potential, given its fat content, but I'm not much for savory desserts.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can add (vegan) sugar, it doesn't have to be savory

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What is "vegan sugar" supposed to be?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

You don’t have to kill the unicorn and grind up its horn.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You never have to kill the unicorn, just tranq it and saw off the horn. It'll grow back. Maybe.

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