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[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Just grab its neck? They weight like 10 kgs, no?

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 months ago

I've heard their wings can break your arm, so it might not be just as simple as that. Still probably a good first step. But if this happened when he's out swimming where he can't stand, that would be an advantage for the swan.

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 months ago

I have been put KO by a chicken when I tried to catch it and it hits me with one of its wing. So I can totally seen a swan fucks you up with his wings.

[-] dukepontus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

I think that is a myth. Birds have hollow bones me thinks.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Hollow doesn't mean weaker, just lighter

[-] kowcop@aussie.zone -3 points 2 months ago

I would like my chances.. grab it by the neck, swing it like a hammer at the ground

[-] Yoddel_Hickory@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

...while swimming?

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