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[-] mgnome@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Well, they'll probably have manlier problems to deal with since moving to Russia is leopard eating your face speedrun, with examples such as Russel Bentley or that one conservative Canadian family that sold their everything to move to Russia and got their money stolen by Russian banks.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Zero sympathy. Zero.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

They're probably just hunting for a construct. I'm sure if anyone actually does move to Russia they'll just be given a gun and told to shoot ukrainians

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

They'll have a gun pointed at them and told to clear minefields in the Donbass.

this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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