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[-] scrion@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'd go back to college to study apellomancy in a heartbeat.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

“So why is it 20 GP if all you did was wave your hands around and chant some incantations? Anyone could have done that…”

“Here’s an itemized bill. 1 copper piece for waving my hands around. 1 copper piece for the incantation. 1 copper piece for the scroll... 97cp, 9sp, and 19gp for the education and experience to know which hand waving, incantations, and spell scrolls to use.”

Seriously, every single freelancer or contractor has gotten the “Well I could have done that, what the hell am I paying you for? That only took you like 10 minutes” response after their education and experience makes the job look easy.

[-] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

"I'm not paying for that!"

Casts Dispel Magic

"Fine, you do it then!"

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

not one hour ago a client emailed me annoyed that I made their 7 emails point to one web page and didn't make a separate but identical web pages for each email, obviously me being lazy.

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025

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