In addition, think about how it was trained to act as though it can think. It wasn't trained on practical real-world problems where someone typed up the situation and typed out how the situation was handled. It was trained on TV shows, movies, fanfic, letters to the editor, surprising news stories, made up bullshit that someone told as a story, etc.

Of course it isn't going to do simple business things like order replacement goods and stock warehouses. It's going to borrow from movies, TV and crazy news stories to write its own similar stories.