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xkcd #3094: Mass Spec
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Title text:
Patients at least found it to be an improvement over Millikan's incredibly messy and unpleasant oil drop suspension procedure.
Transcript:
[Ponytail, wearing a lab coat, is giving a balloon to Cueball. Behind Cueball, there is a ramp on the ground, a magnet hanging from the ceiling, and a target on a poster on the wall.]
Ponytail: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall.[Caption below the panel:]
Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.
Source: https://xkcd.com/3094/
If you can’t jump high enough, we can always give you a little boost using a high-energy electron beam from the synchrotron. Either that or the high-power UV laser. Up to you really.
“There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.”
Memories of Morrowind…
Outlander.