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Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down

but have you tried two umbrellas?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago

Of course, the second one tends to smash into your legs leaving bruises that your teacher confuses for being hit by your parents and they have to go in and explain that their son is a fucking dumbass who jumps off roofs with umbrellas.

I also attempted three, but its hard to hold three.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

The trick is to hold the third with your teeth

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago

Where were you 20 odd years ago? I might have succeeded with this information!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

You think I chose this because it's funny? It's a very apt description of me.

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