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[-] 5too@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

Used to do IT for a small meat packing plant; would shoot the shit with the warehouse guys whenever they came in for a break. Bunch of 20-something guys slinging 20-60 pound boxes of meat all day.

Power went out one time, and we're all sitting around waiting to see if the power is going to come back quickly enough that we don't need to start unloading all the inventory; and one of them expressed a need to use the facilities. I told him the bathroom was right there; it didn't need power to flush.

There were no windows, and he didn't want to end up peeing all over the floor.

I pointed out that if he sat down, he wouldn't need to aim.

"I'm not gonna sit to pee!"

"Dude, it's not like it's gonna fall off."

"It might!"

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

How would he handle things if he needs to pee and poo? Like, does he do one, switch positions, and then the other? It just sounds super inconvenient and involved.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

Oh whew. I am not thrilled about this comment. Turtlehead in particular paints such a picture… I feel like I’ve been mildly defiled today.

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