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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

What would be the music track they use?

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 4 days ago

My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬

[-] klu9@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

Now imagine Mike Huckabee doing a rap in the middle.

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