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[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 days ago

since I'd be the husband in this scenario, I don't see what's wrong with it

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago

It wasn't even unusual with female vikings.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

god i love sex

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Take her raiding! Make her your viqueen.

[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

if you're doing this you're just cucking yourself

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
  1. And?
  2. If you're not torturing English villagers together with your wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
[-] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

I've never said anything against torturing english villagers

[-] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

you know what they say; the couple who pillages together, stays together.

[-] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago

It's an open relationship, fundie.

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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