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[-] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 108 points 1 year ago

I think the biggest news we'll get out if this is his actual weight being recorded instead of a clean bill of health by a fake doctor.

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

They don't actually weigh you in jail. They just use whatever's on your ID. Ask me how I know.

[-] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

you have your weight on your ids?!

[-] Aidinthel@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago

I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Escape authorities with this one simple trick!

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

What did you expect eating all that glitter?

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And even then you lied about your weight!

[-] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

our german ids show height and eye-color, but no weight.

Same. They didn't even weigh me, just asked how much I weighed though. Same for height.

[-] kroy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I did. Why not? It's not like anyone is ever looking at the weight on your ID anyway. Didn't really have a reason to lie.

[-] kroy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And you think someone with the Olympic-level of narcissism that Trump has put their real weight on there? That's really the point

[-] Miqo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What kind of ID are you talking about? I'm in the US, too, and never heard of it.

Edit: Seems it depends on your state.

[-] EnderWi99in@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago

He's done this three times now. He'll just pay his bond and leave. They aren't going to fingerprint or give him a mugshot or anything because everyone in the world can pick his orange ass out of a crowd.

[-] eee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

When he's not wearing his spray tan, lifts or that combover I guarantee nobody will recognise him.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I thought I read the Sheriff at the jail said he would go through the normal process.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was hoping it’d be more like the jail scene from Guardians of the Galaxy, but I understand that's a bit overzealous.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

In a just world he'd be marched down the street, Game of Thrones-style (for the love of god, fully clothed), getting pelted by all sorts of gross shit, to the gallows, where a very "still drunk" executioner was waiting, Tudors-style. But given this fucker has skirted all accountability, that's just the dream of sand that's constantly falling through my hands.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Omg keep going with the first part. What happens next?

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

In the Tudors, a very still drunk executioner absolutely botches the execution, leading to a far more painful end by striking all but the neck, making the receiver endure more pain. It was pretty fucked up.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] snake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I mean they said they would. Also the mugshots of the co-defendants that have already surrendered have been released by now, so it would be weird if he gets a special treatment.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Hey, you're talking about a sitting congressman who I suspect had no reason to say those things about a very not-corrupt, bestest toddler 👶(president), to help get that position.

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Wait, that guy is now in Congress?

...yep. Wow. Just wow.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
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