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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People think I’m crazy for apologising to my roomba when I trip on it and for saying please and thank you to Alexa and Siri, but I won’t be surprised at all when the robots rise up, considering how our scientists are treating them. I’ll have a track record of being nice, and that has to count for something, right?

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 1 year ago

They'll kill you too, but ✨ 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 ✨

[-] rob64@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Softly. With their words.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt, did serious damage to their egos.

[-] rob64@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Oh man Garak is one of the best characters in Trek. And that's a competitive list.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

That’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦

And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Robots:

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Alexa isn't ai... it's a search engine with speech to text & text to speech

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