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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm dating a new girl, and thought it would be fun to play a few games with her as a fun date night activity. Games like "truth or fear" and "would you rather". I bought both of those games at target. They had another game, and I thought "Well, if the date goes well.....". It's called "Date night. A sexy game for couples".

So I'm buying these 3 games, and a handful of unrelated things. And after each purchase she scans, she's like "Oh, cherries! I love cherries! Oh, a dog leash! I love dogs!"

Well eventually she gets to the date night game, and she just gives me this dirty stare. She's in her 60s, and you can just tell she's been a lonely cat lady for at least 30 of them.

She just said "Oh.....well SOMEONE is going to have fun TONIGHT!!!" in this angry tone.

Like, bitch it ain't MY fault you ain't getting laid! I'm trying to get my dick sucked tonight! Sorry about your pathetic Saturday night!

this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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