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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 174 points 2 days ago

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 48 points 2 days ago

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 42 points 2 days ago

This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

Or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

[-] diolma@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 days ago

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago

NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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