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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 hours ago

Recover them from the trash folder.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Maybe also use a password in the future

[-] Actionschnils@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

What about the good ol "school" or "learning" folder?

[-] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 70 points 9 hours ago

Fake: OP uploaded a Pepe with the post, so his Pepes are not gone.

Gay: He’s more interested in a male frog than in a girlfriend.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

Fake: she knows what pepes/shitposting are ("you don't need these")

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 139 points 12 hours ago

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 39 points 11 hours ago

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 27 points 10 hours ago

This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

[-] diolma@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 6 hours ago

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

[-] Genius@lemmy.zip 14 points 9 hours ago

Or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 11 hours ago

NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

[-] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 40 points 10 hours ago

And this is why you need a 3-2-1 backup strategy.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago

Real talk, if you want the actual data recovery perspective

If your system is on an SSD, first thing is you've got about 10 minutes (or less) to shutdown and use a recovery program before TRIM comes and irrecoverably deletes it. (Not applicable to all systems, some have slower TRIM timing, some faster, some instant and some not enabled at all (Sounds preposterous now, but it was an issue for a hot minute, so old systems might still be affected))

If HDD, just don't start writing to disk a bunch of shit and you can grab a cup of coffee before shutting down

From there, you need to remove the disk and have an adapter for it to USB or another system DURING ANY DATA RECOVERY, ALWAYS WORK FROM AN IMAGE, NOT THE DRIVE ITSELF (Especially for "iffy" drives (If you know that it is damaged in some way, or you just can't afford it and won't soon, please get with a professional service. With data recovery from potentially damaged drives, you might get one shot to get a good image and it's done for).

Once you have your image, there's a bunch of different recovery software you can use. My personal favorite and go-to is R-Studio. It's well worth the $50, but you can sail the high seas for it as well. But you'll need to take some time to get used to it, it's not...the most user friendly out there lmao.

If you need something user friendly, try Recuva or Disk Drill. Just do NOT waste your money with shovelware like anything made by Wondershare.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 4 hours ago

Alternatively, if you follow good backup practices, just grab the pepe folder from your latest backup. Nobody ever seems to do that though, at least until they experience their first major data loss.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

dont professional data recovery services cost a few grand? I have had a hard drive I've wanted to recover for over a decade

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Have a look for a local one, you'll probably have an upfront cost for analysis, but they should be able to give you a cost estimate after they look at it. Good ones will always give you the opportunity to say no and stop trying, either due to cost or if you want it back.

I would think you can get the analysis for less than 150 USD or equivalent.

That said, if it was grinding or screaming when you turned it on, the data is probably already gone.

[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

This is not a real interaction. Dude is basically saying "hey guys, imagine if I got a girlfriend, and she found out im a 4chan shirposter... that'd be sweet... no wait I did get a girlfriend... Envy me nerds!"

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 hours ago

Wait, so it's fake?

Damn, that's so gay

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Nothing gets past you

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Welcome to Green texts

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 29 points 12 hours ago
[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Always was.

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Did she shift+delete?

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 12 hours ago

Fake and gay

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 12 hours ago

Thank her for curbing your self destructive hobby

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 12 hours ago

She has a point

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 12 points 12 hours ago

You walk forward boldly with your lady into a more rewarding future

[-] sudo@programming.dev 7 points 12 hours ago

A girl that'll make his parents proud.

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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