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[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 18 points 4 weeks ago

Please dont show that my wife

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 30 points 4 weeks ago

Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!

[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

do you at least get some back?

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

/s lol

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

just pretend you're dead and she might go away.

edit: 1000001609

[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Segue into sexy time

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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