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[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 134 points 1 month ago

I achieve better results when I'm drunk-coding.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago

The ballmer peak is real though.

I’ve written some code I’m quite proud of while drunk

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

During COVID, I was bullied by my bosses and severely depressed. I gave my 2 weeks notice and, as part of transferring the knowledge, I drank a few strong beers and made a Zoom presentation in front of 50 people about some obscure assembly language stuff that no one cared about because it was too weird yet essential for the company. After one hour of being perfect, I answered some questions and I went back to sleep.

I won't do it again though because it's bad for one's health, but it was awesome.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago

Do you also need to be drunk to be proud of it?

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 month ago

That’s my secret cap.

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