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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago

I got abandoned at a pumpkin patch when I was in 1st grade :(

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago

Were you raised by the pumpkins?

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And were they racist pumpkins?

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Are you one of them now? Did they eventually accept you?

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