[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

The ole waffle stomper

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

At the time of this comment two horrible references have been made, both hilarious

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

Holy fucking shit that's grim

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

On the very unlikely chance you're being genuine, which I don't think you are, there's a great quote you should consider.

"If you meet one asshole, then they're an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, you're the asshole."

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Ah, you're a troll. Got it

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Why make it about race?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

And what ingredient is that? 👀

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

Famous last words from someone before the warehouse isn't there

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Dangit Bobby, that wheat could've been made into perfectly good all American hamburger buns, instead they made hippie slop out of it.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

I had a waterproof phone from around 2012 that had a swappable battery, who's claiming you can't?

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 217 points 6 days ago

Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved

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I hate this news story. If I wasn't living in this community (Douglas county) I would think it's a good story. However, Douglas county has massive NIMBY policies, including outlawing everything that would allow someone experiencing homelessness anywhere near here. No homeless shelters are legal, no sleeping outside is legal, hell even weed stores are illegal in this massive county, despite it being legal in the majority of the state. Douglas county also created its own health department in protest of mask and vaccine mandates. It's a very affluent deeply conservative pocket in Colorado that makes me sick.

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Went to Google Play to complain about Hulu. I noticed Google advertising that over 300 reviews had the verbatim quote "watch and movies that you love". It's always confusing that buggy corporate apps have >95% 5 star reviews until you see that the majority are just completely fake, and no one cares or is doing anything about it.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world to c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

For context I'm in the US. The last time I used YouTube without an ad blocker, there were 2 ads back to back, and way too frequently. I tried watching on my PlayStation tonight, and not only are they more frequent, they've increased in quantity by 150%. It's also very common for the last ad to last 2 minutes to over an hour long. What the actual fuck, why would anyone watch YouTube without an ad blocker at this point? It's literally unwatchable

Edit: the amount of unsolicited advice in the comments is unreal. I don't get ads on my phone or on desktop, I'm very aware of how to block them. I simply won't watch YouTube on my PlayStation anymore. I'm not looking for suggestions, please stop with the recommendations.

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submitted 11 months ago by Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world to c/android@lemmy.world

I don't have many people to celebrate with. Part of getting older is celebrating alone, which is sobering and a change of perception. If you're reading this, I hope you're safe. I hope you're with family that loves you, I got you have a friend.

The world seems dark, but it truly is safer than ever. Don't give into the media my friend. We're truly in a golden age of information sharing, which makes life terrifying but lucid and evolving.

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Has anyone else noticed that the Google Play store reviews are suspicious?

Like, you find a scam company or app, and every review you scroll through is 1 star. And yet the reviews claim 95%+ are positive.

Is there a way to prove it? I've noticed it for 3 years now, I no longer think it's a coincidence. Something scummy or scammy is going on

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Lately I've seen some... Questionable ads, to say the least. Is there no way to report these ads on sync?

If there is, am I just dumb and blind? Or is it easier than it seems?

It feels like early Reddit all over again to me, hopefully I'm wrong

For context, Android user, been here a few months, and I opt out of everything that's easy/simple/apparent to opt out of

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