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[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 174 points 1 month ago

Oh gods Thank you for this I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago

You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them ๐Ÿ˜†

[-] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago
[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.

The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I can't believe that guy is still active. Or alive.

[-] farboo99@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you. This is glorious!

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I watched this with my wife and we both cried laughing

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext.....holy shit. I'm in tears laughing. Thanks!

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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