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Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em (lemmy.world)
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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 121 points 10 months ago

Pronounce 'bottle of water' right now OP

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 199 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay

Edit: I changed the recording a little bit.

Edit 2: I find it funny how I've posted my voice a bunch in the past and yet fuckin' this is what has people messaging me thirsting over my voice. Friendly reminder. I'm gay. And now scared.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 75 points 10 months ago

OMFG this is amazing

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No. WE DID.

Now it's the last one because I really do have to go.

[-] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

This is a top class response 👏

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Aww. Thanks.

Don't worry, I'm done now lol

[-] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

😂 Absolutely zero rage here. This genuinely brightened my day! You have a fantastic voice!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Hey, one of us has to have a good day, right?

Thanks <3

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Your voice and speech cadence are genuinely GOD TIER. I swear to god people would pay money to get narrated by a voice HALF as good as yours! Take pride in that

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I swear to god people would pay money to get narrated by a voice HALF as good as yours!

Who's to say people don't?

I just wish more people did.

I'm fucking hungry.

But thank you <3

[-] Hubi@feddit.org 20 points 10 months ago

Holy shit lmfao

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

You know, for as much as I post I don't think people have realized they can just straight up summon me yet to do stupid things.

I am just a goof.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Hey! Wait a second! You're that guy who does whatever people ask him to do, right!? ...Well then, go find my boyfriend!"

"Hey! People usually ask nicely!"

- Nier (the first one)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly how it feels sometimes lmao if people ask nice then I'll do a lot of random shit. I like making people happy. If you're a dick? I grew up an island where the weather itself tries to murder you. Spite is what powers my entire being.

[-] root@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Lmao. Well done.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Thank you very much. And to you for managing to score that username. I thought me getting just a first name as my main account was good but damn.

[-] root@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks! I was very early on the Reddit APIpocolypse exodus, haha.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Same lol my main account hits the 2 year mark like 2 weeks after lemmy.world's two year anniversary

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Pastry Pete, is that you?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

... Who? Also I just re-recorded it with more to it. Does that make it better or worse lol

[-] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 7 points 10 months ago

I don't even like podcasts, but where do I subscribe to your's??

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I don't have the patience or a blood sugar for a podcast. Too much effort. And I don't even know what I'd talk about...

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 6 points 10 months ago

I want this as the voice on my GPS

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago
[-] seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Sweet thanks

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

You're gay and canadian? Notice me, senpai!

>.>

<.<

You did drop the t to a glottal stop in your last glass of water, though, just saying! :P

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I am indeed gay and I am indeed Canadian. Newfie specifically. I just suppress the fuck out of my accent.

Also it does sound like a glottal stop in the last one but only if the volume is lower. If you increase the volume a bit you'll hear the T. I had to check for myself to be honest. Was listening to it quietly at the stop and "WAIT WAIT WAIT" before turning the volume up and "Ah okay."

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Damnit! My secret-keeping low volume speakers have foiled me again!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You have my deepest sympathies.

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 52 points 10 months ago

bo'o 'o' wa'a

[-] Swakkel@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago

Get up, come on, get down with the sickness!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I just laughed so hard that I scared the cat. I did not expect that. Fucking hell lmfao

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Don’t you mean “boddul of warder”?

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