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[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

A hard truth is that if you see an executive pushing return to office, you know one of two things about them. One of the following is true.

  1. They are terrible at finance and don't understand the sunk-cost fallacy. They have to keep using that building they bought; they've spent so much on it and simply can't bring themselves to sell it.

  2. They're a sexual molester. They're someone that uses the power of their position to coerce sex out of their employees. Fucking their employees is their primary motivation for not retiring early right now. You can't coerce your secretary to give you a blowjob over Zoom.

That's really it. They're either bad at business or they're a sexual predator. If you see an executive pushing return to office, be sure to ask them which one of these they are. Because they're definitely one or the other.

[-] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Honestly I think your first point is just a subset of something larger and even more basic - "we've always done it this way. Change is scawwy. Different bad. Are you implying I was wrong before?" Etc.

[-] unhrpetby@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago
  1. Tradition.
  2. Belief that work-from-home is less efficient.
[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

So

  1. They're morons and terrible at business.
[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Those are both covered under 'bad at business'.

[-] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

As well as being a sexual monster. A lot of tradition is built around reinforcement of sexist gender roles.

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