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[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 121 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
"I have something for you"
He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

[-] dovahking@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago

"I've been looking for you! Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 12 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

"I got a package from Jason"

[-] elvith@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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