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[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 134 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
"I have something for you"
He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago
[-] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 3 points 11 months ago

"I also got a lock"

[-] elvith@feddit.org 21 points 11 months ago

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[-] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

[-] dovahking@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

"I've been looking for you! Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."

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