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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Don't make fun of bald christian men. They get angry and then their god sicks bears on you for it.

[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Luckily Vance is the Antichrist. I mean, he killed the pope!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

what makes you think that wasn't 'sanctioned'? I mean WokePope was Woke!

(well. not that woke. but, uh. It's all relative.)

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