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[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 weeks ago

Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 3 weeks ago

Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

Win/win

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

if only it were that easy

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

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