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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 35 points 1 day ago

not oppisite enough, true and straight.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 128 points 2 days ago

I'm straight so anything that gets my dick hard is a woman.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 44 points 2 days ago

LGBTs hate this one simple trick !

[-] Alaik@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Okay Yujiro.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick... They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

If you're getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you're doing something right.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's funny how I think it's a dream job (I'm in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

"If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I'd have $200. Which isn't much but it's weird it happened twice."

$100 is $100

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

I mean damn, I ain't gay, but if it's worth a hundred, I'm gonna try it

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 days ago

If you're getting paid then you're doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game

[-] MrDrProf@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Have some more self esteem! You can get $120

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 108 points 2 days ago

I would do the same for all my friends. And why not? Sexy time with friends should be more common, I dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

The story is not even fake and gay, because is women on men intercourse >:3

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 103 points 2 days ago

dont see a reason not to, if its handled well.

Big caveat there. The big problem is you don't really know how people will really handle things until afterwards.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Fair point. So far I managed great on my end.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

Ngl, I've had sex with female friends just because they were horny and wanted something uncomplicated from someone they knew would respect boundaries. Most often, that was going down on them, which was fine by me since I always found that to be fun. Sometimes they'd reciprocate, or return the favor later on. Sometimes not, and that was fine too.

If I was bi or gay, I'm fairly sure I'd at least be willing to give hand jobs to bros.

Not all the time, every time, but at that same level of occasional where if the need is strong, but opportunity absent, why not? Doesn't hurt anyone, and as long as everyone involved is on the same page it won't.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I'd be ok with it, but i don't know how to ask my partner "hey can I suck this other guys dick?" in a way that isn't insulting to them.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Since Im polyamorous, thats not an issue for me or my partners, every one of us have done that at some point. Though for monoamorous people that is probably kind of insulting and problematic.

Yes even with exactly those words, which is a little funny :D

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 days ago

Dude, being poly sounds sick/dope!

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It is!

Turns out that living without the fear of your own desires and emotions is pure freedom. If you are in monoamorus relationship and fall in love with a third person, thats a threat. For me right now the same situation is pure bliss. I get to love another human after all, that feels great!

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago
[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

More like holesome

ba-dum tss

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

How you doin’?

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 16 points 2 days ago
[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Sure why not. I like it when people are direkt with their questions :D

Just tell me if its more about sucking dick then friendship. Dont mind either, just need the clarity

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 2 days ago

Both equally important. Actually will probably prioritise the friendship higher.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Respectable answer. Is that a serious inquiry? Or just online talk?

Serious means DM, online talk means you dont need to further comment on the thread here

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seriously interested in anyone up for friendship. This would be the 3rd or 4th time i come across this sort of thing on Lemmy, no one follows through. I make a chat app channel and no one joins. I'll DM you.

The dick sucking was all online speak, not interested in that at all. No one is going to be able to beat the skills and hotness of my wife....so I'm sorted there.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 24 points 1 day ago

60% of the time it works every time.

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 days ago

Sucking dick makes the world go 'round

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 2 days ago

Some days you’re getting sucked, other days you’re doing the sucking.

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 days ago

In this world, its milk or be milked.

[-] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

if only it were that easy

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Marilyn Manson said blowjobs were like handshakes in Hollywood. But I think he might be a rapist iirc

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Other girls would call her a pickme now

[-] railwhale@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago

I believe the anime girl is Sayu Ogiwara from Higehiro

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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