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[-] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 78 points 1 month ago

Fuck proselytizing religions. No, I won't join your stupid fucking cult. Fuck right off.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Do you want to talk about Satan?

We enjoy sex, responsible drug use and rock and roll.

[-] ThePiedPooper@discuss.online 12 points 1 month ago

All hail Satan!

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

I'm listening...

[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Are the uh... maggoty cum farts optional or?

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

That is part of the concern, yes.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Anybody who rebels against the biblical god has the right idea.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 25 points 1 month ago

Fuck all religion. No I don’t want to reject reality to play make believe.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Naw, my religion is cool. I'm a Satanist. We accept reality as revealed by science.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Hail Satan!

Jokes aside, it's good to see more Satanists out in the wild. TST has been doing great shit, and I'm all here for it.

[-] Grail@aussie.zone -2 points 1 month ago

Science disagrees with consensus reality.

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

It's part of capitalism as well.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

Fuck that too!

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

We dont need to improve the world, we just need to get you to say you to validate our taste in shitty fiction. That's more important.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, wait, wait.

Talk all the shit you want about how people twist the meanings of the book/religion, there are some very good stories in the Bible.

[-] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

No there aren't.

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